…….
[Can you hear me?]
I can hear it.
Brown’s voice.
That classic, cheerful, distinctive accent.
[My heartfelt advice is already prepared, but no matter how good advice may be, it means nothing when one is not in a state to hear it.]
[So first of all, it seems necessary to properly introduce Mr. Roe Deer’s current situation to Mr. Roe Deer himself.]
…Introduce my situation to me?
I picked up the receiver, and little by little I sank into a strange immersion in which that conversation went beyond hearing and washed over all five senses….
….
[Can you see it?]
Ah.
I can see it.
[Oh, excellent. Then let me present it! Roe Deer’s Great Adventure, the Resort Edition!]
With classic band music and applause, the curtain rose.
That was….
‘Me.’
As if rewinding a sitcom and playing it back, the days from the very first day I entered A Fun Theme Park! began to be shown.
Me, opening my eyes in the resort’s facility room while wearing the Facility Security Team uniform.
[What an amusing costume! It’s rather splendid, isn’t it? A beast restrained by a belt—such textbook horror and allure. But it isn’t bad. Not bad at all….]
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Ding-dong!
With cheerful sound effects, the things I had done flashed by in edited sequence.
[That is the moment you became the owner of this resort. Hm, the mascot’s stylized proportions look a bit childish… but good! This is a theme park, after all!]
[Yellow bow ties…